
Words: 16 (9×9)
Average Length: 4.50
The 1 Down clue/answer pair was the seed, but I’m kind of partial to the clue for 6 Down. Enjoy!

Words: 40 (11×11)
Average Length: 5.15
This one started as a random idea – gee, I wonder how many times I could reasonably (without compromising fill) cram the most common word in the English language into a midi crossword? The answer: six as the word itself – with double credit going to certain post-punk band (23 Down) – as well as three more times where the letter string appears. The title references Porky Pig’s famous closing line in the Looney Tunes cartoons, which should make sense if you think about it.
I’m happy to shout out Tom Lehrer (6 Down), a long-time math professor at Harvard with a second career as a writer of satirical, mostly political songs. Here’s a link to the one in the puzzle, which isn’t political but does concern science, so maybe these days it’s somehow controversial after all.

Words: 26
Average Length: 5.15
Unlike many comics from the ‘80s and early ’90s, Calvin & Hobbes holds up brilliantly. (Speaking of comic recommendations, I am besotted with Nathan W. Pyle’s gentle, funny, and profound Strange Planet webcomic. Check it out if it’s new to you.)
The title of this puzzle, of course, is one of Calvin’s alter egos. Interestingly – draw whatever conclusions you wish – I typed the title as “Spaceman Spliff” and didn’t notice until I’d finished cluing the grid.

Words: 40 (11×11)
Average Length: 5.15
The seeds for this midi were 20 Across (for giving new meaning to “political science”) and 5 Down. The latter came about because a couple of days ago, I heard an achingly beautiful cover by Kelly Clarkson, which you can listen to here. (I couldn’t resist the title, which is a mash-up of 5 Down and 15 Across.)
I know that politics is creeping into my clues, but with the creeps currently in charge of our country, I feel justified in shooting metaphorical barbs from time to time.

Words: 42 (11×11)
Average Length: 4.86
Constructing a puzzle using A and I as the only vowels, it turns out, is not a trivial undertaking. This grid is my third attempt – the first two tries (a 7×7 and a 9×9) were fatally fill-compromised, to put it politely. I bumped the grid size up to 11x, and that did the trick; there’s only one truly unfortunate entry (3 Down) and, I hope you’ll agree, lots of good stuff.
Once I had the fill where I wanted it, the second part of the challenge – writing clues whose initial letter alternated between A and I – proved almost as difficult. May you find the end result amusing and informative!

Words: 28
Average Length: 4.79
Laugh about it, cry about it, construct a crossword about it: the incoming imperialist-in-chief has threatened to wrest a certain large North Atlantic island from a long-time ally. Let the fun and games begin.

Chappy Chanukah
Words: 42
Average Length: 4.86
Merry Christmas!
Words: 40
Average Length: 5.05
For the first time I can remember, Chanukah begins this year on Christmas Day. I figured I’d commemorate the occasion with a puzzle for each holiday. Whatever holiday you do (or don’t) celebrate – Chanukah, Christmas, Kwanzaa, Festivus, whatever – I wish you all the best this holiday season!

Words: 42 (11×11)
Average Length: 5.05
Whenever I travel to a new place, I try a local beer – solely as research for my travel blog, of course! I keep an online photo album of the beers; currently there are 53 pictures, and I intend to add to that on my upcoming trip to the South Pacific.

Cracking a cold one isn’t necessary to enjoy this puzzle, but the grid might put you in that kind of mood.
I just found out I misspelled 19D – it’s short one “n”. This was due solely to negligence, not to over-imbibing in any of the theme answers. Just think of it as a light beer. Forgive me!!!