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Crossword Cuisine

Words:  32 (9×9)

Average Length:  4.00

Some crosswordese comes from architecture (OGEE, APSE, EAVE), some from geography (ARAL, URAL, RIA), some from the arts (ASTA, SMEE, IAGO).  And then there’s food and drink, perhaps the richest source of this less-than-nourishing fill.  I usually try to eschew these stale words, but for this week’s mini I stuffed as many commonly-used, calorie-laden words as possible into the  grid.  Bring an appetite, and come back Sunday for a meaty, well-seasoned themeless.

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Car-aoke

See 31 Across (wine-producing area; this one is in Favaios, Portugal)

Words:  79 (16×15)

Average Length:  5.16

I do my best singing in the car.  It’s still not good, mind you, but the enclosed space and built-in vibrato from the road have a salutary effect.  So, having crafted puzzles about music and food, music and plants, music and reptiles, music and transportation, music and weather, music and aging, and various other “music and” topics, it’s time for a puzzle about music and cars.  Put it in gear and solve away!

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Six to Ten

Words:  28

Average Length:  4.64

After posting One to Five last week, I figured I had to do Six to Ten this week.  I think that’ll be the end of the series, which I assume will get much harder now that we’re in double digits.

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Rejection Letters

We’re teaching our granddaughter to think for herself, learn tolerance, understand history, and cherish people’s differences. Take that, DeSantis!

Words:  77 (16×15)

Average Length:  5.40

A gardener, an insurance agent, a calculus professor, a low-cost lender, and a baby food executive submit novels to a publisher.   All are rejected.  Why?  Solve and find out!

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Why English Is Hard

Words:  11 (5×6)

Average Length:  4.73

The inspiration for this puzzle came from a Brian Bilston poem, “Hear, [1 Down], and Everywear.”  If you’re not familiar with him, Brian Bliston is an English poet who is funny, sharply observant, self-deprecating, and brilliant at exploiting the weirdness of the English language.

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Your Call Is Important to Us

Palacio de Ferro, Luanda (see 37 Across). Photo taken Dec. 2022.

Words:  77

Average Length:  4.86

Some time back, I passed a frustrating morning trying to get through to a live person at various institutions, each of which robotically reassured me of my valued status.  A couple of hours later I figured out a way to create a puzzle around the statement beginning at 20 Across.  (I don’t believe the statement generally is true, but if it is, why does it keep happening?)  Any way, I hope you solve this in less time than you normally have to wait on hold.

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Name That Tune

Praça do Comercio, Lisbon (see 1 Across) (picture taken Oct. 2022)

Words:  42 (11×11)

Average Length:  4.81

This puzzle is my entry to the Crosshare monthly midi contest (theme:  music; I promise I didn’t pay anyone to choose that, but thanks, Sommersmith!).  If you’re not yet familiar with Crosshare (crosshare.org), it’s a wonderful online community for independent crossword constructors, as well as for people who enjoy solving puzzles by independent crossword constructors. 

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Silly Soundalikes

See 54 Across (picture taken in Gran Canaria, December 2022)

Words:  70

Average Length:  5.34

Like some subatomic particles, crossword-worthy words or phrases sometimes pop into existence in my head and quickly vanish.  (This usually happens either in the bathroom or while walking my dogs.)  Occasionally, one will leave enough of a trace to make its way into my “crossword ideas” spreadsheet.  20 Across was one such phrase; the other theme entries were manufactured in what passes for an internal brainstorming session these days.  I hope at least one of them triggers a snicker/giggle.  Enjoy and share!

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Vermouth Needed

Words:  15 (7×7)

Average Length:  5.73

A few days ago I read an article about the never-to-be-equaled season that a certain baseball Hall of Famer enjoyed in 1968.  Then I watched an episode of Cash Cab where a certain cocktail came up in the answer – and it shared a name with the baseball player.  I realized that the crossword gods were sending me a message; hence the grid. (Think of the partial duplicate as a feature, not a flaw.)

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At Your Convenience

Nyhavn, Copenhagen (see 36 Down) (photo taken July 2013)

Words:  70

Average Length:  5.34

Happy shopping, I mean solving! Actually, “shop around” would be a good alternative title for this grid. 

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