Words: 75 (14×15)
Average Length: 4.69
There’s a convention in mainstream (newspaper) crosswords that a puzzle should pass the “breakfast test” – it shouldn’t contain anything that might upset, gross out, or otherwise discomfort a solver inking in answers while eating their oatmeal. I always found this curious; given the contents of the rest of the newspaper, even an edgy puzzle would be tame by comparison.
Anyway, this puzzle takes “breakfast test” literally. Cheerio!
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