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You Butter Believe

See 5D. Photo taken in Dijon, France, Oct. 2025.

Words: 30 (9×9)

Average Length: 4.60

Once 14A popped into my head, I knew I had to build a puzzle around it.  And since butter makes almost everything better – spread the word – a theme was born.

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Asymmetrical Themed

P(f)un With Food

See 1 Across. The Lagavullin 16 is a wonderful, smoky Scotch. When I want to forego the smoke, I go for the Balvenie Doublewood. (I love how Scotch brands take a definite article.)

Words: 77 (13×17)

Average Length: 5.06

This is my 500th puzzle since starting this blog in April 2021!  Two hundred eighty-four of those have been full-sized (15×15 or larger): 132 themeless and 152 themed.  One hundred forty-two have been minis (including 34 Mostly Musical Minis and 4 Cryptics), and the remaining 74 have been midis.  I’ve had 31,000 visitors (72,000 views) from over 100 countries.  My heartfelt thanks to all of you!

This is my first full-sized puzzle that isn’t symmetrical – I figure once every 500 puzzles or so that’s OK, so don’t rat me out to the crossword cops!  As with many of my themed puzzles, this one is food-focused (my second-most fertile source of inspiration after music).  The four seeds, 36A, 54A, 13D, and 32D, are all inspired/ridiculous food-related puns, and it a lot of the fill concerns food as well.  I must have been feeling a bit peckish while constructing, not to mention puckish while cluing!

Again, thanks so much for solving!  I have many more visitors each week than I do subscribers, so if you like my puzzles please follow my site – my understanding is that having more followers enhances search visibility, but as far as I know, SEO could stand for Sorcerers, Enchantments, and Oracles.

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Mini Themed

Statistically Speaking

11th century mosque built on the walls of the Temple of Luxor (see 4 Down). Photo taken November 2025.

Words: 18 (7×7)

Average Length: 5.00

1A was the seed for today’s mini; along with 3D it’s the reason for the title.  I had fun with some of the clues, so watch out!

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Themed

Feed the Zombies

Statues in Heroes’ Square, see 59 Across. Photo taken July 2023.

Words: 72

Average Length: 5.14

This is a thoroughly reworked version of the themed puzzle I decided not to post last week.  How reworked?  I kept the four theme answers, chose a new revealer and title, and scrapped everything else.  Enjoy!

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Themed

I Can’t Find My Knees

See 4 Down. Photo taken June 2017.

Words: 18 (7×7)

Average Length: 5.00

I just finished a fascinating (to me at least) book about the relationship between Bob Dylan and The Beatles, “Where the Music Had To Go,” by Jim Windolf.  At one point, the book discussesthe Dylan song that’s in 8A, which is one of my favorites of his.  I think the first verse is among the most evocative passages he ever wrote:

Ain’t it just like the night to play tricks
When you’re tryin’ to be so quiet
We sit here stranded, though we’re all doin’ our best to deny it
And Louise holds a handful of rain, temptin’ you to defy it
Lights flicker from the opposite loft
In this room the heat pipes just cough
The country music station plays soft
But there’s nothing, really nothing to turn off
Just Louise and her lover so entwined
And these visions of [redacted] that conquer my mind

Later in the song, the lyrics become (to me, at least) impenetrable, and that’s where the title of this puzzle comes from: 

See the primitive wallflower freeze
When the jelly-faced women all sneeze
Hear the one with the mustache say, “Jeez, I can’t find my knees”

Come back Saturday for a full-size themed puzzle titled “What’s the Big Idea?”

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Midi Themed

In A Pickle

Sunset on the Nile (nothing to do with the puzzle) Nov. 2025

Words: 38 (11×11)

Average Length: 5.42

14A was the seed for today’s midi.  I couldn’t come up with any other decent pickle-related puns, so I went with 26A and 6D to round out the theme set.

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Yes I Can

See 64 Across. Photo taken in Krakow, Poland, May 2026

Words: 76 (14×16)

Average Length: 4.79

I’d had the idea for this puzzle for ages, but the construction turned into more of a challenge than I expected.  I even had an entirely different puzzle with the same theme ready to go, but I wasn’t happy with it and decided to start over.

I’m a sucker for unusual time signatures, and 11D fits the bill:  it’s one of only two rock songs I know of that’s predominantly in 7/4.  (The other is “Solsbury Hill,” by Peter Gabriel; the Beatles’ “All You Need Is Love” alternates between 7/4 and 4/4.)

19A is something my mother used to say.  She had other precipitation-related expressions as well: if it was raining while the sun was shining, she’d say “las brujas bailan” – “the witches are dancing” – an expression she picked up during her childhood in Puerto Rico.

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Supersized Themed

Grammar Got Run Over By a Pun, Dear

See 62 Down. Photo taken in Senegal, Dec. 2022.

Words: 81 (17×15)

Average Length: 5.14

I’d had the clue for 20A in my list of ideas for a while.  I decided to try coming up with two other grammar-related answers/punny clues, which turned into 36A and 56A.  Having said that, my favorite answer/clue combination is 64A – it’s not a pun but it’s a pretty fiendish misdirect!

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Themed Midi

Tails from the Crypto

Not a 27 Across. Photo of a marine iguana taken in the Galapagos Islands, Sept. 2022.

Words: 40 (11×11)

Average Length: 4.65

Today’s puzzle is my entry into the Crosshare monthly midi contest for April, whose theme is “cryptozoology.”  Warnings: Dad jokes ahead and some assembly required.

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Midi

Daisy Daisy

Not a daisy and not 4D: Daffodil close-up taken while I was walking my dog the other morning.

Words: 42 (11×11)

Average Length: 5.00

A few weeks ago, I wrote that I’d clued a certain flower cryptically because I was tired of seeing it clued as “daisy relative.”  Then came my granddaughter’s fixation with a certain cartoon mouse and her best friend.   A cruciverbalist’s mind is never at rest, so while I was pretending to be 1A for my granddaughter’s amusement – my impression isn’t exactly spot-on, but it does the trick – I decided the 1A/4D combination would be a good seed for today’s midi.   

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