Words: 16 (7×7)
Average Length: 4.75
I guess I’m still stuck in outer space after Sunday’s tribute to The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. No worries, you don’t need to be a rocket scientist to solve this one.

Words: 72
Average Length: 5.28
It’s too bad this wasn’t Themeless 42, as you’ll understand once you’ve solved the puzzle. I called this a themeless even though the one of the two seeds (1 Down/8 Down, with 17 Across the second) and a few other entries relate to a hysterically funny, warm-hearted Douglas Adams series that I would make compulsory reading if I were 1 Down/8 Down. Constructor’s prerogative – if it’s 72 words or fewer I get to call it a themeless, especially if the related answers aren’t placed symmetrically. (There’s also a bit of a baseball mini-theme.)
Note: please excuse the poor wording of the clue for 40 Across. The answer is plural.
Words: 32 (9×9)
Average Length: 4.00
Some crosswordese comes from architecture (OGEE, APSE, EAVE), some from geography (ARAL, URAL, RIA), some from the arts (ASTA, SMEE, IAGO). And then there’s food and drink, perhaps the richest source of this less-than-nourishing fill. I usually try to eschew these stale words, but for this week’s mini I stuffed as many commonly-used, calorie-laden words as possible into the grid. Bring an appetite, and come back Sunday for a meaty, well-seasoned themeless.

Words: 79 (16×15)
Average Length: 5.16
I do my best singing in the car. It’s still not good, mind you, but the enclosed space and built-in vibrato from the road have a salutary effect. So, having crafted puzzles about music and food, music and plants, music and reptiles, music and transportation, music and weather, music and aging, and various other “music and” topics, it’s time for a puzzle about music and cars. Put it in gear and solve away!

Words: 77 (16×15)
Average Length: 5.40
A gardener, an insurance agent, a calculus professor, a low-cost lender, and a baby food executive submit novels to a publisher. All are rejected. Why? Solve and find out!
Words: 11 (5×6)
Average Length: 4.73
The inspiration for this puzzle came from a Brian Bilston poem, “Hear, [1 Down], and Everywear.” If you’re not familiar with him, Brian Bliston is an English poet who is funny, sharply observant, self-deprecating, and brilliant at exploiting the weirdness of the English language.

Words: 77
Average Length: 4.86
Some time back, I passed a frustrating morning trying to get through to a live person at various institutions, each of which robotically reassured me of my valued status. A couple of hours later I figured out a way to create a puzzle around the statement beginning at 20 Across. (I don’t believe the statement generally is true, but if it is, why does it keep happening?) Any way, I hope you solve this in less time than you normally have to wait on hold.

Words: 42 (11×11)
Average Length: 4.81
This puzzle is my entry to the Crosshare monthly midi contest (theme: music; I promise I didn’t pay anyone to choose that, but thanks, Sommersmith!). If you’re not yet familiar with Crosshare (crosshare.org), it’s a wonderful online community for independent crossword constructors, as well as for people who enjoy solving puzzles by independent crossword constructors.
Words: 19
Average Length: 4.37
I wish the people I’ve listened to since my high school days would stop dying, especially at such young ages. RIP Jimmy Buffett. For all his wonderful, good-time music, my favorite song of his is “Come Monday,” a beautiful ballad. Here’s a link to Buffett introducing and then singing it.
(As drafted last Friday, this post continued: “here’s hoping we make it through this week without any more musicians leaving for that great gig in the sky.” Since then, at least two well-known musicians, Steve Harwell (Smashmouth) and Gary Wright (“Dream Weaver”) have passed. What is going on?!?!)